Its official, Birthday Week is over. I had a very good week, and a very bad week. The whole beginning of the week was fine. Friday at my party, was amazing, cause Sten was here, and thats just great.
So you all wanna know about my first experience at a bar right? Whelp my first bartender was named Nick, at the Market St Saloon, and my first drink was a Purple People Eatter, or something like that, that he's famous for. So I drank it, and yes, then I just kept drinking. So at 10, when dollar drinks were closing at Saloon, Brian Kirk, Jason Adams, Ashley, Delaware and Mike come out and we all start drinking. Shawn wanted to head to Cobblestones at that point, so just me and him head up, telling everyone to meet us there, including Roxy, a girl that works downstairs at Wells Brothers. After that, things got insane. Shawn spots Torres when we get there, and I start doing shots, and then all of Harrisburg gets there, and we go and get a table, and Shawn fucking LEAVES! He leaves and goes to the Hardware Bar. Now, I am drunk and we go upstairs and start doing karaoke. HILARIOUS! I fell off the chair they had for me, while they were singing me Happy Birthday in front of everyone. Then I realize, HEY where is Shawn, he said he was coming back and never came back. So I get Babu on the phone and explain the situation, and he gets me, kind of. Brian Kirk and the gang start walking down Market with me, and low and behold, here comes Babu walking up to meet us. OH THE NIGHT DOESNT STOP THERE! So, Shawn can still not be located. Babu takes me to Fuhrmans. Now this is what I dont remember. I remember getting ripped around cause I wanted to sleep and Fuhrman wanted me up, and he kept saying, just because I think of you as a boy, doesnt mean the rest of them in this room do, YOU HAVE A VAGINA! And then somebody threw a bottle at Fuhrman and it smashed everywhere. Then Babu made me get up, and we went to get Shawn. YEAH SHAWN! Well it seems, he fell in love at the Hardware Bar with a girl that he didnt remember her name, but she has his phone number. Then she actually called him, hahaha and he couldnt remember her name. AMAZING. And they are supposed to go to lunch today, and probably neither of them know each others names. But then I came home, and I vow once again, to NEVER DRINK ANOTHER DRINK.